GET FROZEN HOLIDAY COOKIES TO BAKE WITH YOUR CHILDREN!

I DID, I AM, THIS WEEKEND! 

Wanted to go to IHOP, my birthday

     Daughter got upset, husband went to WAFFLE HOUSE instead. 

Y'all doing that CYBER MONDAY DEALS thing?!...

I know my mother-in-law is. 

Y'all soing that CYBER MONDAY DEALS thing?!...

I know my mother-in-law is. 

Y'all soing that CYBER MONDAY DEALS thing?!...

I know my mother-in-law is. 

Y'all soing that CYBER MONDAY DEALS thing?!...

I know my mother-in-law is. 

WHAT ABOUT THAT BEING JESUS' TOMB BURIAL SITE?!...

ON CBS NEWS THIS MORNING?!... 

"HEY, I GOTTA IDEA!"

CAROL BURNETT as KELLY RIPA's cohost! 

BOY, MY DAUGHTER REMEMBERS THE COMMERCIALS!

WSPECIALLY FOR THE TOYS, LIKE SNUGGIE TAILS AND NEON STREET ROLLERS.  WHAT TAKES THE CAKE IS HER COPYING THE KABOOM!  FOAMTASTIC ADVERTISEMENT!  SPRAY, WHAT FOR IT TO TURN WHITE, THEN WIPE!:)=) 

HOLD, HUG, KISS, LOVE

ON YOUR CHILDREN TODAY. 

RENAMED

NEW NAME. 

That ODOMETER McKIDS MEAL, (NO LONGER CALLED HAPPY MEALS?!...) is the best idea!

KEEPS KIDS MOVING.  HAVE SEEN FROM EXPERIENCE!:)=) 

MIRALAX caused my daughter diarrhea

or was it the candy, peaches my in-laws, her Grandparents'd given her?!... 

BOB, GORDON, LUIS

let go from SEASAME STREET?!... 

My daughter gave me this

     Asked me why lolliops are called that?...  GEORGE SMITH named them after a race horse?!... 

Craft food-wise with the kids/children

I recently just bought some pudding kit with crushed vanilla cookies and gummy crowns & such. 

My daughter sings these children/kid songs different than./then I remember them?!...

Things change, I guess. 

HAPPY CHILDRENS' DAY!

:)=)

SHE'S GOTTA LISTEN!

TO RESTRAINT AND MANNERS AND THE WORD AND MEANING OF "NO"! 

LEARN ENGLISH LANGUAGE

ELSA - Your virtual pronunciation coach

JUST LEAVE THE CARTOON ALONE!

DON'T PUT GAY OR LESBIANS IN THEM! 

Raisins

My daughter loves them, not me?!... 

T.M.I. maybe

     MY DAUGHTER IS IN HER PANTIES!  SHE, THE OTHER DAY TRIED ME!  I LAID DOWN FORA MINUTE WHILE I LWT HER WATCH HER BARBIE DOLL DVD & SHE COMES NOT TWO (2) SECONDS IN AND SAYS, "MOOMY COME HERE AND LOOK WHAT I DID."  BALL OF POOP RIGHT IN THE FLOOR. I WAS SO PISSED!  GOT HER IN HER PANTIES RIGHT THEN AND THERE AND SHE'S BEEN EVER SINCE.  THAT'S HOW YOU POTTY TRAIN.  ONE MISTAKE ONLY SINCE:)=) 

WOULD'VE TYPED ABOUT THIS SOONER

I LOVE THE IDEA OF RETIREMENT/NURSING HIOMES MELDING WITH DAYCARES!  GIVES THE ADULTS GRANDCHIDREN OR EXTRA COMPANY & THE KIDS/CHILDREN, GRANDPARENTS RIGHT READY AND AVAILABLE.  @ ARM'S REACH:)=) 

MAKE SURE, CHILDREN/KIDS MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU

YOU'LL GET MORE ACCOMPLISHED! 

CHILDCARE WORKERS DAYCARE WORKERS

ARE KIND OF LIKE MOTHERS TO YOUR CHILDREN!  GET THEM A GIFT FOR MOTHER'S DAY!  MY DAUGHTER SAYS I'M GETTING CHOCOLATE.  THAT'S GOOD, BUT I'D RATHER JUST HAVE HER HOME TO MYSELF!:)=) 

I SHOULDA' KNOWN THIS BACK WHEN I WAS KEEPING KIDS/CHILDREN!

DYE EGGS WITH KALE, CARROTS, SPINACH, BEET JUICE NATURALLY WITH VINEGAR! 

Husband got a FELIX THE CAT DVD

HAS A CARTOON I HAVEN'T HEARD OF, HASTY?!...  GOING AFTER THE PRINCESS AS A PIPER. 

HERMAN, THE MOUSE?!...

MY OWNER WATCHING A DVD WITH THIS ON THERE/IT. 

How about that TABLET saying pentagon wrong?!...

PEN-TAG-ON, like a tag on your shirt?!...

"DON'T THROW THE BABY OUT WITH THE BATH WATER!"

     I GOT THAT SAYING IN MY HEAD THIS MORN'?!...